Another Year Closer To ... Greeting Card

It’s time to face the cold, hard truth—gravity isn’t just for apples anymore! This funny card is a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder that with each passing year, things tend to, well... hang out a little longer. Suitable for the cheeky man who's aged like a fine wine—or maybe more like a stretched-out pair of boxers. If you find yourself asking 'Do your balls hang low, an you toss them too and fro' this is the card for you!

• 4" x 6" card

• Includes envelope & plastic sleeve

• Designed and printed in Vancouver, BC